unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

(via vietnamess)

bluejamjar:

every time i feel like i’m losing my grip on life i visit the russian 404 error page

(via clockw0rks)

phenomical:

mom gave me a speech today about the dangers of sending nude pics in texts hahahaha she thinks im the biggest slut

my mom came into my room in the past hour and did this too?? Apparently something happened to a local girl in addition to the recent celebrity stuff